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Sometimes we get so wrapped up in the lives of Britney, Paris, and Lindsay that we forget about the other three hotties of Search—George, Dick, and Donald. That's our mistake, dear reader, but now we're correcting it by giving you an inside look at the buzz on these three political hunks.

Searches on President Bush are holding steady among our top 4,000 terms, but we expect his numbers to take off next week. The mid-term elections will likely inspire many searches, as will the scandal surrounding Pastor Ted Haggard, who allegedly speaks with the party leaders on a regular basis. Assuming the White House has caller ID, we imagine those privileges are now gone.

Moving on down the food chain, interest in Dick Cheney fell a shocking 53% this week. This should serve as a wakeup call for Cheney's handlers. Guys—if the Vice President wants to remain a force in Search (and the D.C . party scene) we suggest he think about staging a wardrobe malfunction on C-SPAN to drum up interest. Don't laugh, it worked for Albright.

Finally, there's Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld. Searches on ol' Rummy surged this week following the President's remarks that he expects Rumsfeld to finish out his term. While a vote of confidence from the boss is always nice, news of more work means less time for Mr. Rumsfeld's hobby—searching for friends on MySpace. Sucks working for the man, eh Don?

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