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Th ere was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. The ir  relationship was turning  sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the  kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?"

Kid said,"No, mummy beats me" :(( So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then ?" Kid said, "No, papa beats me" :(( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after  pondering  for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......


And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......


any guesses????? ???

come on I know you can make it......


ok here goes the answer   














The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they 


 

NEVER BEAT ANY BODY!!  
Ooh Aah India ....!!!! ;)))))))))))))))))  


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